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He’s a very boring dude and also he’s a chairbag
Me: samuel your a chairbag
Him: oh god
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likeable person but sometimes can be dry asf. you’ll prolly view him as emo and dry at the start but once you get to know him better, he’s actually a nice person to talk too and sometimes dam funny.
samuel, also can be known as sam
He is so sexy and hot. all the girls love him
Samuel is sexy
Samuel is a very sweet boy, has always been there when i needed him, he’s the type of guy who never stops loving you, he loves you so unconditionally, you need a samuel in your life if you don’t already have one , he’s the most generous boy i’ve ever met, we have been together for two months , a week and 3 days . so far these two months have been the best part of my life yet, a samuel (my samuel) will treat you with respect, he’s always there to cheer you up and stay by your side forever , once you get attached to him you can’t ever let go, samuels have their ways of stealing your heart, his flirty and passionate personality, his way of saying things , ugh just everything about him will make you fall in love so quickly, i couldn’t ever take my eye off him he’s the best boyfriend i’ve ever had and hope to get married in the future, if your name is samuel than most likely your really good at flirting and getting what you what , my samuel is amazing at flirting , gives me butterflies each time we speak , god i love my samuel i’m so blessed to have him in my life
girl: *looks at random boy”
random boy:*looks back*
girl: *asks while smiling* wow.. is your name samuel??
random boy: yes, yes it is
girl: *randomly gets butterflies*
Samuel is a bum. He cares about his friends a lot and he might seem shy but once he gets comfortable with you he's very funny. He's really smart but is going to fail English. He's okay looking I guess:) He's looks at himself in the mirror and tells himself how smexy he is all the time. His favourite word is smexy.
Samuel is a bum
Mom - u have new dad
Child-who?
Mom-Samuel
Child-I knew that, classic Samuel
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a professional alligator wrestler who lives in the dirty south of new mexico. Spends his weekends on his porch chewing tobacco and spitting into a tin can, but weekdays satisfying tourist's curiosity with a display of classic gator wrestling. In his spare time he likes to youtube magic tricks and practice them in the mirror. Samuel's are not afraid to get dirty, messy, smell like shit, and live life on the edge. They like attention and the sweet taste of honey on toast. When naked they spontaneously combust.
tourist-one: What is there to do in this god forsaken desert?
tourist-two: Have you heard of samuel?
tourist-one: No. Why? Is he some sort of magician?
tourist-two: Only in his spare time. He is a gator wrestler.
tourist-one: Damn, lets go see him wrestle!
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