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By far the sickest fuck known to man. Former Penn State coach and defensive coordinator who over years used his charity for young boys and clout withing the Penn State athletic community to commit heinous acts against a series of young boys and teens. His antics included anally raping them (in Penn State locker room facilities), and forcing boys to perform sex acts on himself/receive sex acts from him on overnite trips, in his house, his car, educational institutions, etc.
Jerry Sandusky is days away from suicide.
My boy bet me $20 that Jerry Sandusky will kill himself before hes killed in jail.
Jerry Sandusky is the gayest, sickest old fuck I can possibly imagine. What a fag this dude is.
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Same as Donkey Punch....but with a minor.....who is usually male.
I can't believe that guy repeatedly Sandusky Punched me at Band Camp.
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The straightening of a young boys back by way of his anus. The person conducting the alignment must be 60 years old or older and the young boy must be between 3 and 10 years of age.
Person 1: Hey Boo Boo, your walking a little funny. I might need to give you a Sandusky Alignment later.
Person 2: I'll be alright, no need to bother.
Person 3: Get your ass on this mattress and let me straighten your back. Take your pants and underwear off now!!! Put some KY on your asshole too!!!!
Person 3: Don't you feel better? I know I do. If you have any other friends your age that have back issues, send them my way, okay buddy?
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Multipurpose word for when anyone from the state of Ohio does anything incorrectly or just downright stupid. Usually followed by the perpetrator of this heinous act exclaiming, "Y'all let me be".
Tourist: They loved me at Mekelburgs !
Random person : They only tolerated you until you got all Sandusky Stupid on us and took off your shoes:
Tourist: Inlost my shoes soon afterwards.
Random person: Did you ever think to tie your shoes to your feet?
Tourist: Y'all let me be!
Tourist: I can't wait for College football! You know that Ohio State has the largest football stadium in the United States?
Random person : What about Michigan or Penn State Marv?
Tourist: That's ok... The Cleveland Indians are the best team in the MLB,
Random person: What about the Astros, Dodgers, Rockies, Nationals & Red Sox?
Tourist: I don't really follow baseball
Random person: You just brought Sandusky Stupid down to another level.
Tourist: Y'all let me be!
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Rhythmic, wet clapping noise made by repeated pounding of the loins against the naked buttocks of another while in the shower.
I walked by the locker room and heard the distinct sound of a Sandusky Slap coming from the shower stalls.
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Sandusky Hold is when a Perverted football coach tries to get a hold of you and get some butt sex in the locker room shower.
Hey Bill, what happened? Well, I was in the Shower when Coach came by and tried to give the Ole' Sandusky Hold !
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Act: Gay shower anal sex. A Reverse Sandusky Special occurs between a man and woman.
Mike sure gave Peter a Sandusky Special in the shower last night.
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