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Scandinavian Coffee Bath

The Scandinavian Coffee Bath is the preferred method of caffeine consumption for millions of Scandinavians. A proper bath involves finely ground coffee beans, a funnel and one cup of lukewarm distilled water for every heaping tablespoon of grinds. Consumers merely need to funnel grinds into their anus and chase slowly with water. Sitting with your anus elevated, pointing your toes to the sky and gently thrusting upwards will brew the coffee directly into your rectum, causing a slight caffeine buzz beginning in your rectum and ending in your brain.

Gus: Hey man, want a French press or an Americano?

Lucas: Neither man. I had a Scandinavian Coffee Bath at breakfast and I'm still buzzing.

by Dr. Vysick Risling MD January 11, 2017

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Lifetime Scandinavian Triple

The feat of having sex with a Danish, a Swedish and a Norwegian girl over your life.

More difficult versions of these are the Scandinavian Triple and the Golden Scandinavian triple.

A Scandinavian triple is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities on successive nights.

A Golden Scandinavian Triple is achieved on having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries. A feat not achieved in recorded history so far.

I finally managed to complete my Lifetime Scandinavian Triple.

Well, finally, at least u managed it before Djokovic got his career Grand Slam.

by Atooooool December 20, 2015


Scandinavian Frag Grenade

A snowball with an ice cube at the center

β€œHey, you want to have a snowball fight?”
β€œNo way man, you always use Scandinavian Frag Grenades”

by AJBroheem February 1, 2021

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Scandinavian Hat Trick

While having sexual intercourse with a female in the missionary position, finish inside her. Once you finish, proceed to urinate while you stick your finger down your throat and make yourself vomit as well. Make sure the vomit lands in the goal, "vagina" so that you score the hat trick.

Friend 1: Last night was the tits! I boned a chick and came inside her!

Friend 2: That's it?

Friend 1: What do you mean that's it?

Friend 2: I brought some bitch back from the bar and gave her and scored the Scandinavian Hat Trick bro!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 16, 2017


Scandinavian puff cake

A sex act involving a man ejaculating inside a woman’s prolapsed vaginal opening.

Can you send me that video you found with the girl getting Scandinavian puff caked?

by 44chan-guy March 17, 2022


scandinavian eye gouging

the act of an erect penis gouging the eye out of a woman by constant pelvic thrust until the man is ready to cum. Then the male is to cum into the un-gouged eye of the woman causing her to have pink eye in one eye and to be blind in the other.Originated in Scandinavia

Did you hear that bitch, Tracey went blind due to Scandinavian eye gouging?

by RAZZOR January 4, 2015

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Scandinavian boloni sandwitch

put boloni and cheese, role them up in a cylinder and shove in a girls vagina

I had a scandinavian boloni sandwitch for supper yesterday.

by red54321 July 11, 2010

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