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Kavorkian Scarf

"A Thing Of Death" A blood pressure cuff placed around a drug addicted squirrels neck. A fictitious name used on FaceBook by very twisted and demented people. A shield in which one protects themselves from the backlash of societies opinions of ones self.

"Oh how cruel is the world....that I have the Kavorkian Scarf......round My neck!"
"I was just scarfed!"
"And I digress that humanity is still, by and large...pathetic.....Glad I have my Kavorkian Scarf...Round My Neck!"

by Kavorkian Scarf February 2, 2010

18๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


meat scarf

1.a penis so large that it can be extended to wrap around a person's neck, or another person's neck.
2.a large penis that can be used for recreational reasons.

girl: I'm cold.
boy: you can wear my meat scarf.
girl: ew.

by CherLady May 6, 2007

19๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


scarf boy

A human being of the masculine sex who chooses, at will, to wear a scarf on a regular basis and look like a complete tool in doing so.

Hey, look at that scarf boy over there, its not even cold, what a tool.

James is such a little scarf boy, everyone thinks he bats for the other team in that terrible piece of fabric.

by PapaHet August 26, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick Scarf

A pube so long it wraps round your penis like a scarf

Recently I've been growing a dick scarf for charity.

by Kenny da Tigers sexual advisor June 6, 2016

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Boobie Scarf

When a woman throws her breasts each shoulder because she had multiple children, causing her breasts to hang so low, they almost drag on the floor.

Tim: "Dang, sally just popped out her third kid, once all that breast milk goes away, she'll be rocking the boobie scarf"

Jeff: "No Doubt"

by Cougarhuntin' March 10, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Scarf Metal

A genre of modern 'rock' music. Bands such as Bloc Party, The Killers and Keane are good examples. The name comes from the fan base who are primarily middle-class students who wear scarves and converse shoes and listen to that crap on their ipods.
watch MTV2 (UK) for examples.

Oh dear....not another one of those scarf metal losers on MTV2.

You look like a scarf-metaller in that scarf and those shoes.

by Ahron February 15, 2005

32๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kavorkian Scarf

The device that takes blood pressure, which is then rapped around ones neck.

While snooping around his grandmothers bedroom looking for winter mittens and scarves, little Johny comes warps his neck with a Kavorkian Scarf.

by Nick Wade McClellan June 14, 2007

41๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž