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The mysterious and undetected figure responsible for fouling public toilets (including those in the work place) in a most heinous manner. To Crimp in the modern vernacular being the verb to open one's bowels. In these cases the faeces usually manifests itself on the rear side of the toilet seat. Using complex trigonometry and huge amounts of conjecture, scientists have hypothesised that a human sub-species possessing an Anus in the lower back is responsible.
Jenkins: By jings Frobisher! Some poor fellow has made a deeply unsuccessful attempt at dropping night soil in this Privy.
Frobisher: Jenkins you bloody fool! Can't you see? This is obviously the work of the Scarlet Crimpernel. Call the Gendarmes!
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I never got this program. Cpatain Scarlet was invincible, yet, he didnt just go and kick butt... And another thing, the enemy (the mysterons) were so FRICKING stupid! They came up with a cunning plan, but would then phone up the "good guys" to give them a "clue" which they would always solve, "just in the nick of time"
Captain Scarlet, He's Invincible...
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Sex Act, The act of having sex with a woman, promising her you will tell her when you are going to ejaculate. Then not telling her. When she complains you tell her, "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn."
"I hooked up with this girl last night. I got drunk and came inside her so I called her Miss Scarlet O'Hara
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The Scarlet Letter is the worst fricken book ever that our dumbass teachers make us read because they are retarded and like ruining our lives.
Fuck Hester, The Scarlet Letter sucks monkey ass!
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The Scarlet Witch is a powerful sorcerer who is played bg Elizabeth Olsen and has starred in many avengers movies such as Age of Ultron, Infinity War, Endgame and more. Lets talk about how powerful she is. She had made thanos scream in agonizing pain and made him rain fire because hes a pussy boy. If he didnt rain fire on the battlefield Wanda would of rocked his shit to sleep AMEN.
Marvel Friend 1: Scarlet Witch is so powerful Marvel Friend 2: She is!!
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1. A fast redhead.
2. A tempting seductress with red hair.
3. Neat and tidy trimming of a (true) Redhead's pubes, giving the appearance of a small drag strip leading to her nether regions.
My dreams came true last evening when Lindsay took me home and proved, indeed, she was a scarlet speedster.
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When you are obsessed with a redheaded girl.
Doctor: what's wrong Joey?
Joey: I have this huge crush on this girl and I'm just obsessed and I can't stop thinking about her! I'm really worried!
Doctor: is she a blonde brunette or redhead?
Joey: a redhead doc.
Doctor: you have a bad case of scarlet fever.
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