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When a girl is a virgin but her genitals still look all mangled and weird.
That bitch had a crazy scary cherry. So I just gave her the ol' Cleveland Steamer and broke out. Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor DAAAMN!"
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the bend of the river by the front of chaz's house. i went for a walk along it, heading towards infinity path and its there, and it scared me shitless.
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I confronted this person face to face and she didn't want shit to do with throwing no hands, but over the phone that bitch wanna act real tough.
Yous a scary bitch, bet I wouldn't talk that shit to me.
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Scared at life after your weekend started on Thursday and it continued to Sunday Night. Move aside Sunday Scaries there is a new sheriff in town.
Sorry I cannot hang out this Monday as I am going straight home after work and watching True Blood. I have a serious case of the Monday Scaries and am afraid to be outside.
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The feeling you have after a long week of work followed by a Saturday full of binge drinking. Typically characterized by laying in bed all day questioning your entire existence while you battle your hangover. And to make matters worse? Tomorrow is Monday.
I haven't seen B. Marcus all day! He must have a serious case of the Sunday Scaries!
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When two people are having sex in complete darkness, and then immediately before climaxing, the penetrator pulls out and silently disappears. Right as the penetratee begins to ask "Where are you?" the penetrator jams whatever they were penetrating with into the penetratee's mouth and yells loudly. It's very scary.
I didn't know we were scary fucking. Scared the shit out of me.
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The kind of bad boy hot that makes you think he'd kill you as soon as fuck you or, quite possibly, snap your neck while fucking you!
He's everything your mother warned you about and more!!
Phil Anselmo is scary hot!!!
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