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related to head brains or dome in that you do your scheming in your head, or your scheme box.
yo i just got me some scheme box!
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Derived from the Supreme leader of Egypt, Hosni Mubarak,
a Hosni scheme is when a person in charge resigns but
fails to relinquish power.
Our boss just pulled a Hosni scheme. He said he was going
to quit, but not until eight months from now.
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The ultimate way of life, events, and all parts of this world and this universe. Many define part of this with their religion, or any religion can use this as just a metaphysical way to describe fate and sequence of events.
Usually used to describe something very small and unimportant and how it relates to "the big picture".
Dude to dude: "I mean really, in the grand scheme of the universe, how much is breaking up with Shannon?"
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The act of consuming one's own semen to retain the proteins within it.
Person 1: Hey bro how do you get so much protein?
Person 2: I use the protein retention scheme
An organized plan or sequence of events that is incredibly unrealistic or over-the-top for the objective it is attempting to achieve.
-Derived from the antagonists of the popular children’s cartoon franchise “Scooby-Doo”, whom usually go about their malicious plans by dressing up as a monster and scaring people in outlandish ways.
“Did you hear about those firefighters that were arrested for locking a bunch of orphans in a burning building and then save them for a publicity stunt? What a ‘Scooby-Doo Scheme!’”
A fictitious activity used to impress a potential mate
"Rick is out with his latest Pussy Laundering Scheme, telling girls about his soup kitchen for stray dogs
A quick and dirty work around work around to address an otherwise complicated and/or painful challenge.
Here's an example of a hair brained scheme:
We should reward people’s effort to go above and beyond their normal duty in hiring process, just like we reward outstanding efforts in other areas of work. We can send a memo to say that we will consider efforts in hiring process that do not qualify for reference fee bonus award as part of the overall evaluation during year end compensation process.
We can mention a “hypothetical” example, w/o calling names, in the same memo to illustrate and address dinner-table discussions. We can also note that at the same time we want to be strict for the purposes of the official reference bonus awards to avoid conflicts, to avoid perception we are bending rules for some but not for others.
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