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Chelmsford County High School For Girls

Chelmsford County High School For Girls, otherwise known as CCHS, is an all-girls grammar school in the South East of England. Despite most classes being rowdy and generally unproductive, it somehow gets extremely good results.
CCHS girls typically spend at least half an hour every morning at the bus station or outside KEGS, where they get their only taste of boys.
There are many cliques within the years, and generally one "outsider" in the class, who make no effort to talk to, let alone make friends with anyone else in their class. There are often disputes within these cliques, and in this situation everyone in the class has to 'choose a side'. These arguments usually include a few people in tears, while others comfort them while bitching about the others.
Most girls in the school attempt to bend the uniform rules, however the teachers are especially harsh about the length of the skirts. Typically, a conversation between a teacher and a girl with an apparently short skirt (these teachers really want to go to Duke's if they want to see a short skirt) goes like this:
Teacher: Is that skirt rolled up?
Student: Ummmm, no.
Teacher: 3 infringements.

The rather queer method of lying about whether your skirt is rolled up or not is very popular at CCHS, however almost always fails.
At the beginning of a new year, all girls feel superior to the lower years. This leads to younger students feeling completely alienated. Stereotypes of the years include:
Year 7 - Huge blazer, skirt past knees, bag the size of Bancroft, awful haircut
Year 8 - Just discovered KEGS, pop socks, shorter skirt, too rowdy for their own good
Year 9 - Too cool for school, dragged away from the boys at discos by teachers, sometimes try smoking, stressed about IT GCSEs
Year 10 - Just don't care, really bad fake tans, stressed about exams, hated by most teachers
Year 11 - Oldest in uniform, very intimidating, shout at younger years if necessary
Year 12 - Sometimes get lost, which brings much amusements to others, very enthusiastic.
Year 13 - Never want to leave, no one ever wants them to leave.

grammar school girls Chelmsford County High School For Girls

by WannabeChavNerd July 15, 2009

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Raffles Girls' School

Elite secondary school to nurture daughters of a better age.

" Raffles Girls' School is one of the top all-girls secondary schools in Singapore," says Mother. " It would be a dream come true for my daughter to attend this prestigious school!"

by jennie.ruby.jane March 7, 2021

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Crescent Girls’ School

Known to be one of the greatest schools of all time. Observers of the Moon, Foretellers of the Coming Crescent, Children of the Moon. Super high IQ that can’t be expressed in numbers, with kindness and the best values to rival it.

Crescentians wear bright yellow shirts with peacock blue skirt, giving that “I’m so awesome” look. Really really kind, any Crescentian would help anyone, except if they are bad, in need.

Crescent is also a future school, so yes cheers! Loud, bright, and undeniably smart and kind, Crescent is the girls’ school that is best! And really, their score is good I mean gooooood!

Girl: I love being in Crescent Girls’ School!

Other girl: I’m so jealous of you so lucky!!!

by Rising Winter March 8, 2021

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crescent girls' school

girls school with very nice and caring teachers, seniors also all vv nice but teachers always give class demerits for not closing classroom doors which could lead to detention. which is plucking grass in parade square. but overall very good school just don't break any school rules and u will have a fun time there

friend: what school are u in?
me: crescent girls' school
friend: wahhh so lucky

by enhyskiess February 17, 2022

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south wilts grammar school for girls

an exclusive grammar school in salisbury, wiltshire which is currently suffering a contagous infestation of brandy melville whores. it is suffering a rife full of slags who shag many private school boys or the notorious bishops wordsworth grammar a partnering school full of white middle class sex offenders. ooh cheeky ;).

maybe here you might find some lesbos in there rare habitat full of those posh twats who ask for a pony for their 13th birthday. with these middle class white girls (dont worry hattie and mathilda we all know you’re a tory ;))

you can meet some proper dope sesh lads there but thats about 20 out of the 1500 that attend that crappy school as the rest are all neeks.

it contains many AMAZING teachers that work there such as the head of pastoral (who tells girls with eating disorders to think of the starving children of africa) and the two convicted pedophiles! (google it yourself u will be amazed ;))

many rooms smell like ass, for some reason the o block smells like rotting bodies like get some febreeze in here. and why does everyone own an eastpak?!

this school is widely hated by chavs and other uneducated scum such as wyvern st edmunds learning campus located in laverstock; the local salisbury comprehensive. the girls that attend this school (aka the walking primark adverts) will often find themselves out of their league trying to pull a bishops boy but failing miserably, sorry but no one can hide that bemerton heath fake tan love😬 (poor plebs).

example:
person 1: do you go to south wilts grammar school for girls?
person 2: yes
person 1: oh that explains why you look like a fag then

by sillywankerrrrrrrrr April 6, 2020

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Crescent Girl's School

can ah

☆ : eh you in crescent girl's school right? how ah?
♡ : can ah

by yummy yummy mac n cheese April 9, 2023


Methodist Girls' School

All-girls school in Singapore. Methodist, as the name suggests. School, but also known as a second home.
As the school cheer goes, title of "best school in SG" probably goes to this one. Will drive you insane from studying but will also be the place where all your best memories are made.

Methodist Girls' School? You mean the school where half the school population is painfully straight and the other half is painfully gay?

by sleepy, confused and bi August 1, 2023