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Sebastians think that they are awesome, whether they are or not. Some Sebastians are just obnoxious, while others have actual potential. Though Sebastians are generally good-looking, the mean ones will be horrible and crotchety in their old age, and as the years go by their penises will get smaller and smaller until approximately the size of a pea. This all depends on the niceness of your Sebastian. If he isn't a douche-bag, his penis may get even larger over time. Pick your Sebastian wisely!
Whao, that Sebastian is hot, but his penis is smaller than a thumbtack!
That guy is so nice...what a Sebastian.
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A cocksucking cum guzzling cum dumpster
Dude you’re such a fu@$&ing Sebastian
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One who is whipped repeatedly by his girlfriend before getting his trashcan raided.
"Damn dude, those raccoons made you look like a Sebastian"
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aka the definition of a gay piece of shit
Oh hey its sebastian!
Yeah the gayest kid in school!
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Sociopath that wants to bomb a elementary school with knifes during a bomb drill
"Have you seen Sebastian?"
"... um no..."
"That's not good. Did he go to the airport?"
"Um I heard him talking about that..."
"Shit"
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He is a fuck boy he is crusty but cute he has beautiful brown eye and fine as fuck but is crusty too and he has soo much acne it's disgusting he says he has a girlfriend but is texting all these other girls and can't make up his mind on what his feelings are and can't pick one boy he also asks for nudes he makes you like him and then plays with your feelings he has a great style and I love his curly hair and skates his eyebrows are on fleck he is smart too he is rude and an ass hole but there's something about him and he is thick and i wanna squish his ass and has air pods and is rich and he's my bebe
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