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When someone does something humiliating or embarrassing
and you get embarrassed for them
Maria was dancing so bad I got secondhand embarrassment.
or
Juan's talent show sucked I got secondhand embarrassment just from him messing up all his lines.
When your friend is choking and you laugh at your friend choking so hard you start choking too.
My friend has experienced secondhand choking
A phrase that means to Masterbate or Jerk off.
My mom walked in and caught me under the covers with secondhand lovers.
Disrespect or dislike of a person based entirely on what you've heard about them.
"Yeah, I haven't even met the guy, but I've already got shade for him."
"I've absorbed too much secondhand shade to ever wanna meet her"
When someone skypes you after someone hung up on them just because you're available.
Lac Ta: "I was skyping Dunkey and Ernest Chao but it's over, do you want me to skype you now?"
You: "I hate secondhand skyping."
Feeling nostalgia for something that came waaay before one’s time. This usually refers to people who like listening to music before the early 2000’s, and talking about this time as though they experienced it themselves, when in reality they were born decades after that era has long ended.
Person 1: “man, I love listening to Guns N’ Roses on cassette! You just can’t get the same feel from Spotify… I wish I could go back to the 80’s when shit was simpler”
Person 2: “dude, you were born in 2001, you only like cassette because you were too poor to afford an iPhone back in high school. You never experienced the 80’s, and your Secondhand Nostalgia is embarrassing.”
when someone yawns and your body feels the need to yawn too.
"bro stop giving secondhand yawn"