thing I've never seen

When someone talks about something you think is a myth, you may say "wow, that's the coolest thing I've never seen!"

Saw a bigfoot in a UFO? WOW, that's the coolest thing I've never seen!

bitches should be seen not heard

What you say in response to a noisy ho or a friend's complaints about a female that talks too much.

Mike Tyson: I felt very hurted when my wife brought up my problems with premature ejaculation into a conversation. I wanted to gouge her eyes out, stomp on her ovaries, and murder her children. Bitches should be seen not heard you know?
DMX: UH HUUUUUHHHHH!!!! ARGHHHH *BARK* *BARK*

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I've seen better days

A song written and performed by Citizen King, a 90's punk/alternative/hip-hop band out of Milwaukee with their own unique sound. The song had it's debut on the first episode of Malcolm in the Middle in 2000. It was again featured on the final episode in 2006.

Alot of morons out there believe this song is by Sublime or Everclear. It sounds nothin like Brads voice, I can see how people may mistake it for Everclear, but still, they sound different.

Citizen King is underrated.

"I've Seen Better Days" always picks me up and helps me laugh at life when I'm feelin down and mopy.

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I've seen them on facebook

a classier, more socially acceptable way of saying that you have facebookstalked a person or persons. Similar to It was in my news feed.

Tom: Have you met Sally and John yet?
Alice: No, but I've seen them on facebook.

You've seen one close

Insinuating that a man has had or been close to having a homosexual encounter, derogatory.

Usually referring to the male anatomy, or related encounters.

Not commonly understood the first time, timing, setting, and general audience increases effect. Such as a bar surrounded by semi-lucid people. Used similarly but not same as, that's what she said.

What do I think? I think you've seen one close there.

have you seen jeremy?

Def: A warning from friends to hide,
when an ulgly chick you accidently gave a night of passion to, is looking for you the next day.

Background: Poor, hung over Jeremy had this ugly ass girl flailing her arms in the air asking everyone she saw "Have you seen Jeremy!?"

Watch out man...have you seen Jeremy!?

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Rarely Seen Land Whale

The reason for starving kids in Africa. If seen, you are advised to shoot on contact. This is no ordinary whale. Its a land whale. Accounts report that it is seen wearing chains and horrible make up. Never underestimate the hunger of the rarely seen land whale.

Guy 1: "Hey Deric don't go out so late. The Rarely Seen Land Whale might find you"
Guy 2: "Im safe man. I have my harpoon with me at all times."

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