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Someone who makes unwanted or inappropriate sexual advances to a dude
That cougar I work with hit on this guy from the custodial pool, she is a total sexual hisasser
sex, ecstasy, pleasure, pain, experience, addictive,body,passion it allows it to be controlled by pleasure. The body move the motion of the person/thing controlling the pleasure point until it explodes. It's passion, bliss, joy and pain all at once.
It's like floating in water on your back while someone performs oral sex and at same time exploring other pleasure zones, whether it's also playing with the nipples or the vein underneath the balls it's sexual ecstasy.
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the tension felt between two people who want to do something sexual together but hold back.
i so felt the sexual tension between you and rufio yesterday.
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Another name for Valentines Day; the holiday is similar to thanksgiving in that the few days leading up to turkey day you abstain from over eating so you can make a total glutton of yourself on the one day where nobody looks down upon such an act. On sexual Thanks giving you abstain from intercourse a few days prior so you can have a marathon sex session that rivals Sting's best efforts, may also be used for an anniversary or birthdays.
Wife: What are we doing for Valentines Day honey?
Husband: You mean sexual thanksgiving, and what do you think we are going to do? You better get ready because I'm going to knock the bottom out of you!!!
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Sexual innuendo is a hard topic to stay on top of. As a humor tool, it stands erect in the English language. While there are no hard and fast rules as to what constitutes sexual innuendo, many people have mass-debated over the ins-and-outs of the topic, and now the general principles at the root of the topic are firm and well-rounded. However, full penetration of the subject requires that the reader take a long, hard look at the target and be a cunning linguist in order to avoid limp phrases and imbibe the phrase with a large handful of meanings. The topic can become hot by attempting to grasp it, and the more one experiments with it, the more interested they become. Also, as the language changes innuendos must change in order to fill the newly created holes and satisfy listeners.
Mary: I love this big stick
John: But mines bigger and harder
Mary: It wasn't meant as sexual inuendo
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Sexual gratification is the feeling of satisfying one's sexual desires for something. e.g. fulfilling, indulging, or quenching.
Guy A: "Man me and my girlfriend were in the sack last night."
Guy B: "Nice. Dude, have you ever tried 69ing before?"
A: "Nah. I've never even gone down on my girlfriend before, actually."
B: "Dude, wth is wrong with you???"
A: "What? I don't get it, she already does it to me when we have sex, why should I go down on her?"
B: "Because women crave sexual gratification too, not just us dudes, bro."
A: "For reals?"
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When you havent had sex, or havent had sex in such a long time, that you start getting annoyed at everything. Normally this turns into arrogance and ends up with the person fighting everyone
You are so sexually deprived Brian! Go blow your load and chill out.
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