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A person who is a fan of a video game series/band/film series, but only for a reason that is, ultimately, irrelevant to the thing they're a fan of. They're also the most vocal kind of fan, unfortunately. They usually flip shit when the thing they loved is gone, even though the true fans don't give a flying fuck either way.
Dumbass: OMG I can't believe that Band X switched singers! I'm sooo over them! They're nothing without the original singer!
True fan: Shut the fuck up. They don't deserve you. First of all, they recruited the singer as a last resort, and second of all, he was a huge douche in real life. You're such a shallow fan.
Dumbass: WHAT THE FUCK!? The HD remake of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater won't have the original soundtrack!? Now the game's going to be shit!
True Fan: Last time I checked, the main attraction of a game was supposed to be the GAMEPLAY, you fucking asshole. And tony Hawk's Pro Skater had amazing gameplay. But no, you only care about the soundtrack! Can you even do a fucking special trick in those games or are you too busy treating them like your own personal music players?
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Shallow intercorse is when the erect penis is so small to where it does not please a woman well enough.
"And last night after we had shallow intercourse,I didn't even queef!"
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When you take a shit in someone's luggage. You then close the luggage and put it away to be found later.
"Man, that Mike is a real douche. Wait until he gets packing and finds a shallow grave."
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A local rock band from New Brighton, PA in the early 1970s. A name as a parody to the band Deep Purple.
I hear that Shallow Orange is going to play at the prom next week.
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A sexual position in which the female partner appears to be dead or lying on the back facing upward. The male partner therefore fucks her while he is on his knees. When having sex the male partner looks as though he is fucking a body that is in a "shallow grave". This position looks as though it is derived from necrophilia.
"I fucked her in a shallow grave."
"What?"
"I fucked her while she lied down. I was on my knees."
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A term used to mock someone who claims to be a genius but really isn't. Particularly used on people who use longer versions of certain words.
""""smart"""" guy: I do agree that the administration whom committed 9/11 should be exterminated from our earth as quickly as needs be.
Some other guy: I agree, they are shallow and pedantic.
""""smart"""" guy: Ah yes, as if someone who quotes family guy can use the same vocabularly I use.
Some other guy: Yes, shallow and pedantic.
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Terms used to take away from the fact that a person is suffering from severe suicidal thoughts
Shaniqua: This shit is straight shallow and pedantic homie
Peter: PERHAPS
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