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Shit Eating Ass Goblin

An Ass Goblin of the Fecalie variety. Between 5 to 9 centimeters in height, the Shit Eating Ass Goblin eats only the shit of its host, who is most always a gay vegetarian from California. The goblin is transferred during acts of sodomy.The only cure for removing the Ass Goblin is the vaginal secretions of teenage (above 18) redheads.

Mike- "Hey, did you get rid of that Shit Eating Ass Goblin yet?"

Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."

Mike- "Damn, that sucks"

Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"

by Atromi March 11, 2009

51πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


cocky ass kirubel ass spinach dark shit ass nigga

kirubel is muy gay

There is a cocky ass kirubel ass spinach dark shit ass nigga on my front lawn. Shoot I shoot him?

by osdjfiojerjo February 7, 2022

18πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


shit fuck ass bitch

The one key phrase to attract beautiful babes... in 2nd grade

β€œShit fuck ass bitch.”

*all girls in the school are immediately attracted to this mad lad*

by I put the fun in funeral January 3, 2021

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Kaleb ass shit

When a nigga says some questionably gay shit.

Kaleb: β€œI just sucked my bros dick jk jk”
Jordan: β€œthat’s some Kaleb ass shit”

by Kaleb Vasquez March 15, 2019


Ass Shit Express

1.The origin of all things bullshit. The ass shit express causes gas price raises, world hunger, Justin Beiber, etc.

2.The alteration of Ass Shit Express is Shit Ass Express which is what happens after eating some fish nibblers at White Castle.

1. Come on guys we can do this (Sniped in the head) Ass Shit Express god dammit.
2.I didn't come to school on Monday cause i had a case of the Shit Ass Express

by MsmittE October 19, 2011


SHIT IN MY ASS

A harsh alternative to POOP IN MY BUTT. Used only in the direst, most pressing of predicaments.

-Dude. Last night you got so drunk you made out with your sister and everyone took video of it and now it's all over the internet.
-SHIT IN MY ASS

by mirmironthewall November 29, 2009

55πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


weird ass shit

Something stranger than strange. Weirder than weird. Often creepy and mysterious.

You can see some weird ass shit on YouTube.

by Lydianon April 27, 2016

23πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž