An Ass Goblin of the Fecalie variety. Between 5 to 9 centimeters in height, the Shit Eating Ass Goblin eats only the shit of its host, who is most always a gay vegetarian from California. The goblin is transferred during acts of sodomy.The only cure for removing the Ass Goblin is the vaginal secretions of teenage (above 18) redheads.
Mike- "Hey, did you get rid of that Shit Eating Ass Goblin yet?"
Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."
Mike- "Damn, that sucks"
Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"
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There is a cocky ass kirubel ass spinach dark shit ass nigga on my front lawn. Shoot I shoot him?
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The one key phrase to attract beautiful babes... in 2nd grade
βShit fuck ass bitch.β
*all girls in the school are immediately attracted to this mad lad*
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When a nigga says some questionably gay shit.
Kaleb: βI just sucked my bros dick jk jkβ
Jordan: βthatβs some Kaleb ass shitβ
1.The origin of all things bullshit. The ass shit express causes gas price raises, world hunger, Justin Beiber, etc.
2.The alteration of Ass Shit Express is Shit Ass Express which is what happens after eating some fish nibblers at White Castle.
1. Come on guys we can do this (Sniped in the head) Ass Shit Express god dammit.
2.I didn't come to school on Monday cause i had a case of the Shit Ass Express
A harsh alternative to POOP IN MY BUTT. Used only in the direst, most pressing of predicaments.
-Dude. Last night you got so drunk you made out with your sister and everyone took video of it and now it's all over the internet.
-SHIT IN MY ASS
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Something stranger than strange. Weirder than weird. Often creepy and mysterious.
You can see some weird ass shit on YouTube.
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