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Hey did you meet that bastard ass shithead.
One who thinks he is better than others, but in reality bases any success on his ass kissing abilities. Usually wears his pants too short and still wears retro clothing. A very dramatic person.
The only reason Bill received a promotion because he is a Bo-Hunk Shithead.
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Jeremy...why are you such a fuckass shithead fucker on a Tuesday
When you go to McDonald's and ask for a McGangbang and it pisses off the cashier so he shits on your burgers and makes you put them together yourself.
Customer: "Can I have 1 McGangbang please?"
Cashier: "WTF thats not on the menu!"
Customer: "Fine I'll make it myself!"
Cashier: *Makes burgers and shits in them aka Mc Shithead*
Cashier: "Here you go asshole!"
Customer: *Takes a bite of shit*
Customer: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
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Store that tends to attract shitheads (see the highly accurate definition of shithead). Examples include: gas stations, convenience stores, weed dispensaries, liquor stores, tobacco stores, CBD stores, etc. The dirtier and less organized, the better for the typical shithead. Though many of the products can be purchased down the street at more reasonable prices that are cleaner and better organized, shitheads seem drawn to these shithole places by the decor and the smells.
Ryan left his 3-year old at home to make his daily trip to the shithead store to purchase cigarettes, mad dog 40, a candy bar, and soda.
Profoundly offensive swear used to offend the recipient by insulting their father. Borders on fighting words
Jerald: shut up you’re a stupid motherfucker!
Bartholomew: what?
Jerald: you heard me stupid motherfucker!
Bartholomew: you’re calling me a stupid motherfucker because that’s all you can roll out of mouth like a retarded son of a shithead!
An orgy in a pubic bathroom
Derived from adding SHIT found in toilets & orgies to “Hit the head", which refers to using the bathroom.
The origin of the latter phrase can be traced back to ancient sailing vessels. Sailors who needed to relieve themselves would make their way to a designated area under the HEAD of the deck.
The shithead party would have been total tits if weren’t on fish & chips day. Smelled like we were banging our way out of a warm bucket of dolphin chum. To make matters worse, the ice cream machine was down.