Guac Shock

When ordering a taco or burrito at Chipotle and they ask you if you would like guacamole, but they don't disclose that it is an extra fee of 1.95 until you are at the register and the meal is already wrapped.

Get this, Aubrey and I were at Chipotle today and I almost passed out from Guac Shock when I saw the total at the register. really? a Nine Dollar burrito!?!? ya..so since it wasnt disclosed, I stole the Tabasco sauce...that will learn'em

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Shock Out

(adj.) A type of frenzied dancing, usually done whilst under the influence of alcohol.

This dance can be seen in many nightclubs/bars/resturants where the performer has usually cleared a significant space on the dancefloor due to everybody else in the vicinity not wanting to be hit by his/her flapping limbs

'You seeing that man shock out?'

'yea, i woulnt get too close though, it looks like he's dribbling a bit'




'seen'

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shock and grab

A robbery where the thief immobilizes the victim through electrocution (i.e. through a Taser) and then removes the victim's property.

Jack needs a new I-pad because his old one got stolen in a shock and grab while he was walking through Bushwick.

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Shock rock

A genre of music that is oriented to shock. Though it is becoming harder to shock people these days because we have "seen it already". Music is usually heavy metal (Alice Cooper, Ozzy Osbourne, KISS) or Industrial metal (Rammstein, Marilyn Manson). But in the end its all just music. The performances were more meant to be shocking then the music itself.

Holyshit! She just pulled a tampon out of her vagina and through it into the most pit!!

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analphalactic shock

Having a severe allergic reaction in the anus.

Steve is allergic to eggs! He found out when he got analphalactic shock.

jessa shock

jessa and daniel are together and astrologically compatible according to their zodiac signs :)

oh did you hear about jessa shock?
yeah I did!! kinda ship them thooo

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controller shock

when switching from one video game to the next, the phenomenon of accidentally pressing the controls for the old game.

Tim: How did that guy kill you??
Evan: I pressed B to crouch.
Tim: Controller shock's a bitch, ain't it?