love shovel

A term used by young male farmer-types to describe their penis.

Guy - "I'm going digging tonight."
Girl - "Where?"
Guy - "In you! With my love shovel."

Shovel

Another word for a Ho. So you can mock them in secret. This stems from a ho being a garden tool.

Jack: Wow, Look at The future Shovels!
James: Future?

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shovel slam

The act of taking your erect penis and slamming into someone where there is no opening and they are fully clothed.

I totally shovel slammed my teacher. He has an imprint of my penis on his cheek.

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Truffle shovel

Licking truffle butter off of someone's asshole and proceeding to eat it

Hey baby, only $50 for a truffle shovel.

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Shovel Face

A nasty bitch who got hit in the face with a shovel when she was younger. Most likely will sleep with anything,including her boyfriends friends, and may cause projectile vomitting. Most likely gets picked on and beat up due to her facial deformity. Excretes and excessive amount of gak.

"Shovel face tried to get with him and he puked all over her!"
"I really like her guys but that nose man that nose!"

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Le Shovel

A hairstyle where the fringe is flicked up like a shovel.

Damien Mullens hair is le shovel

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whale shovel

Any device used to lift, turn or transfer fat people.

"Three big male nurses couldn't lift her fat ass from the floor, so they had to get the whale shovel out."