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when ur banging a tai hooker and it ends up being a dude
balls wrapped up in a hairnet. singapore sling
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A large company that ownes EVERYTHING
Person One; "Hey Tony, who do you work for?"
Person Two; " Singapore Airlines! Everyone works for them as they own everything!"
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When having sex with a woman in the sandwich position. Meanwhile two other females are doing blow off each side of the males dick and or the female's pussy.
I'm so going to get a Singapore sandwich later tonight.
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What you call a color when then color doesn't matter at all, and you just want to sound falsely urbane or sophisticated. From an episode of the Love Boat when Capt. Stubing proudly paints his cabin "Singapore Sunset Saffron," which Gopher dismissingly calls "yellow."
"Dude, what color iPhone case should I get?" "Personally, I'd go with the Singapore Sunset Saffron this time of year."
A joke.
The Football (soccer) Association of Singapore (FAS) is basically the worst organization in the history of sports. You could probably hire a cockroach as it's CEO and there would be no difference. Similarly, if you replace the whole football team with slugs, you would get the same results as they are getting now. The only difference is that slugs can't smoke.
Coach 1: "My football team has just lost it's 50th game in a row"
Coach 2: "Ah, at least it is still better than the Football Association of Singapore"
Maybe one of the most chaotic schools in Singapore filled with creative minds but apart from that it’s literally the hell of all homework/assignments/projects loads. And for some reason apparently if students go to that school it means we can’t study for shit and we only do arts.
Person A: HEY what school do you go to?
SOTA student: School Of The Arts Singapore (:
Person A: Ah cool! so do you like only do arts and did you like not do well in school?
SOTA student: now what the fuck
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An action in which the person of interest lying in a bathtub, with a group of men surrounding him or her. The men then ejaculate on the bathtub, forming the chowder, they then turn around and shit on the tub, forming the "clams".
Benjamin was feeling a little feisty today, so he called up a couple of buddies to prepare the Singapore Clam Chowder.