Singing in the Status

When someone uses a song to display their emotions at a time when they are uncreative, procrastinating, and or want attention. Generally followed by a heart symbol or smiley emoticon. The usual response is predictable and can follow in 3 paths:

A. Complete adoration of the song in question

B. Complete adoration of the artist in question

C. A lyric comment war

Example:

Status: Alice Malev "The Kill -- 30 Seconds to Mars <3"

Comments:
---"OMG i luv that song!!!!!!! wut's up???"

---"wtf i wuz just lisening to 30S2M!!!! kings and queens is soooooooo good!"

---"you say you wanted more what are you waiting for? im not running from you"
---"come break me down, marry me, bury me, i am finished with you!!!!!!"

---"Guys, sing in the shower, stop singing in the status."

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sing in the choir

A creative way of saying cunnilingus.

Dan said he couldn't go to the party because he had to sing in the choir with his girlfriend.

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Singing Alice

A small girl ranging from ages 3-7 who sings badly but people think it's brilliant. A perfect example of this is shows like America's got talent and various terrible talent shows

"Singing Alice's bore me"

Sing Ass

When you fart and clench your ass cheeks it makes a whistling sound

I did a sing ass and my family thought I was whistling

Bit-Sing

To repeatedly sing a lyric or other short phrase from a song over and over, usually to the annoyance of others. variations: bit-hum, bit-whistle, etc.

"if you bit-sing "I like big butts..." one more time, I will punch you."

singing orange

This means you are in love with James V. and listen to the song "Big Girls Don't Cry" too often. This also means that you have weird dreams and your emo/goth friends do not approve of the guys you like and tend to make fun of you for it.
But then it turns out one of these friends is madly in love with him. Basically, what comes around goes around.

Nat M. smells clothes and can tell what JV is wearing from them!!! The next day, she has a dream about the singing orange.

Sing shame

When you start to sing along to a song but you start to early and awkwardly continue singing like you did it on purpose.

Jon Risinger got dumped because he had sing shame in the car on his date.