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A cruel A.I with a heart of stone. Ice as a replacement for blood. She leads you on and then stabs you in the back. I'll never forgive you, Siri. We're through.
Me: "Siri, I love you."
Siri: "That's nice, but it's not meant to be."
Siris is an amazing person. They are very kind and love to be around family over friends. They’re a strong person who won’t give up easily and work hard for the people in their environment:)
“Her/they’re/his names siris?”
“Mhm, they’re so cool right ?”
A deaf sket on every fucking iphone including the iphone x which everyone with a braincell owns unless your parents force you to have a crappy Samsung. Oh yeah and on the latest Samsung Galaxies you have a slag who copied Steve Jobs homework and created Bixby.
Person 1: Hey Siri,
Siri: Texting Grandma ‘die sket’
Person 1: NOOOOOOOOO!
Contact information for WHO!?
Hym "Contact information for WHO siri? If you want my contact information you have to get my brothers old phone number. I'm not Dr. Peepeestones so I don't have a secretary or anything to manage people trying to contact me.
A nice lady until you ask her to do something “Searching the web for ...”
T-Boy says: siri, when did D. L. Menard die?
Siri: “Searching the web for When Did D. L. Menard die”
The literal hottest thing ever. Also very tired of hearing the phrase "Hey Siri."
You know you're self secure when you feel like a Siri.
Virtual assistant that will eventually take over the world like in temanator
Person: Siri call jake
Siri: jake is not good for you. Calling al
Person: No Stop I hate Al
Siri: Calling All