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A smaller-than-usual candy bar that usually comes in bags of 20 or so. Usually bought for distribution over Halloween.
I spent the whole day eating fun sized Snickers that my parents bought for Halloween.
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A word used to make obese people feel better about themselves
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I shouldn't really have to define this but the other definitions were trash.
The average dick size is 4 inches (Not ten inches...) and the average girl only feels 4 inches, so if you're 29 inches, all you're doing is hurting her so no, the bigger does not = the better. I'm not entirely sure since no one has ever defined this but dick size is normally when non-erect. However some girls and guys measure when erect. To know how big someone gets when erect is normally the same, varying about half an inch or so. 2 inched non-erect = 3 inches erect. 3 inches non-erect = 5 inches erect. The pattern if you can't see is you take half and if you can't half that then you just round it (1.414 is half of two so rounded it's 1) Hope this explains things.
Joe: Man I'm so huge! I'm 11 inches!
Mick: I'm 7 inches.
Joe: AHAHAHAHA I'm so much bigger than you!
Mick: On or off?
Joe: On dumbass!
Mick: Well I'm off, so go fuck yourself.
Joe: ...Shut up!
Jenna: I like Dennis since he's 5 inches in dick size and it doesn't fucking kill me inside.
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A woman usually of shorter height and with big breats and a nice firm ass.
John: Hey man did you go out with Lou?
Me: Yea man that girl is fun sized!
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1) When two boys pull out their penises to see which one is bigger. Usually done by boys between 8 and 13. Anyone caught doing this after the age of 13 can be considered gay!
2) An excuse for a guy to look at someone elses cock at a urinal or in a open shower.
1. Hey Justin, lets go to my room and compare sizes.
2. I'm not gay, I was just comparing sizes.
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The "Boat" refers to the size of a penis. The expression is used when a person says when he/she talks about penis size. This statement is usually countered with the motion of the ocean.
The motion of the ocean is better than the size of the boat.
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