In Africa, indigenous people would paste their frying pans with butter, grease 'em, and go out in their fields to catch as many skeeters as possible, then cook 'em up and eat 'em! "You know, for malnourishment!"
All of the excess get dumped into the skeeter bucket.
โข 'gotta go dump the "skeeter bucket".
She cums when you're asleep and so do you....the girl that causes wet dreams...
Synonyms: cum guzzler, sperm dumpster, your mom, Kylie Jenner, Kim kardashian
Antonyms: fuck boy, Susan Boyle, Hilary Clinton, Your own mom, Bruce Jenner
Related words: skeet, skeeter, cum dumpster, dream girl, fairy
Misspellings: sketer fairy, skeet fairy, skeeter face, skeeter fair, skeet fair
Cole was visited by the skeeter fairy last night.
Tommy was such a skeeter fairy.
1. A penis so small it's unrecognizable as a human appendage.
2. A nonsensical word used to distract someone.
1. "It doesn't even look like Bruce has a penis. It's because he has a skeeter dick."
2. Mom: "Did you do your homework?"
Kid: "Skeeter dick"
Mom: "What?"
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A southern slang term for a Slut, Hoe or Down bitch. If you're wanting to fuck tonight, go find you a skeeter bag.
Guy 1: "Man, I wanna find some sexual attention."
Guy 2: "Let's go to the bar and find some Skeeter Bag's to bring home."
A: What's up skeeter peter?
B: What's your deal man?
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Very small titties. A bitch with a bra size of
one, negetive -A
" Hey, Stupid......
Better get some Band-Aids on them there Skeeter bites!
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Sam got arrested by some skeeters cus she was smoking some mary jane.
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