1. A penis so small it's unrecognizable as a human appendage.
2. A nonsensical word used to distract someone.
1. "It doesn't even look like Bruce has a penis. It's because he has a skeeter dick."
2. Mom: "Did you do your homework?"
Kid: "Skeeter dick"
Mom: "What?"
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In Africa, indigenous people would paste their frying pans with butter, grease 'em, and go out in their fields to catch as many skeeters as possible, then cook 'em up and eat 'em! "You know, for malnourishment!"
All of the excess get dumped into the skeeter bucket.
โข 'gotta go dump the "skeeter bucket".
A method in GTAW welding when you have no gap and you need a full penetration weld and you move your rig hand's elbow back and fourth like your swatting Mosquitos
That root gap was so tight on that fit I had to do some skeeter beatin on over half the weld.
A southern slang term for a Slut, Hoe or Down bitch. If you're wanting to fuck tonight, go find you a skeeter bag.
Guy 1: "Man, I wanna find some sexual attention."
Guy 2: "Let's go to the bar and find some Skeeter Bag's to bring home."
A: What's up skeeter peter?
B: What's your deal man?
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Very small titties. A bitch with a bra size of
one, negetive -A
" Hey, Stupid......
Better get some Band-Aids on them there Skeeter bites!
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Sam got arrested by some skeeters cus she was smoking some mary jane.
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