slurpy joe

When you secretly replace the coffee creamer with your cum.

I tricked Eric into drinking my Slurpy joe! He loves my new "creamer"

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Santa Cruz Slurpy

Licking semen from your hand after giving a handjob in public.

Bro 1: Yo did you hear about Kelly's Santa Cruz Slurpy?
Bro 2: Yeah bro, I saw her lick her hand right after sitting under a blanket with Blake!

New York Slurpy

The act of shitting in anothers mouth and having them preform oral sex with the shit still in there mouth

Guy1: man i got the best new york slurpy last night
Guy2: wow dude thats gross

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Slurpy my swamp

Suck da vigina

U wanna slurpy my swamp

Slurpy gamer 06

The hottest fucking man on the planet.

He pulls only the best bitches, everybody wants to fuck him.

Person A: "Hey, heard of slurpy gamer 06?"
Person B: "Yes, I want to have sex with him.

28 oz. slurpy

A spammer who sends out vast amount of forwards and an endless stream of emails

The 28 oz. slurpy never read a joke he/she did not forward on unsolicited to thier entire address book.

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slurpy suckatron 3000

The best way of saying that she gave you top at the red light. It also mean that you’re asking for that sucky suck

Me: “Can i get that slurpy suckatron 3000?”
Caitlin: “bet dik.”

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