smeg

A group of young teenage males that dress like wankers, have bizarre "fashion" haircuts and usually was their legs. Usually loud and boisterous.

"look at that smeg over there"

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Smeg Stains

that little bit of jizz that just kreeps down the side of ur trousers and crustifies

ben laden what the fuck is that smelly bit of smeg doing on your fuckin mums turbon

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Smeg Gang

Smeg Gang is a religious group that worship the god known as Uncle Bob and his blessing that he left upon this earth known as Uncle Bob's Genuine Albanian Goat Smegma™ . In this religion it is a believed that after death one will encounter Uncle Bob who will then let you into his sacred land known as Smeglanta as a reward for following the light of the religion in the simulation you lived through on earth.
Smeg Gang celebrates their founding on the 10th of April on a day known as Smeg Day.

Schools are corrupt and run by the devil, thats why they never teach about Smeg Gang in religious studies, they are hiding the truth from you.

Smeg on toast

Originating from the classic English breakfast, egg on toast. Smeg on toast is when one collects their dick cheese and proceeds to spread it onto toast. Usually served best with crusty semen too.

Tom: “fancy some smeg on toast”
Dave: “No way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced coma”.

Smeg-Ma

A Smeg-Ma is a relative that has foreskin.

My smeg-ma has foreskin

smeg tash

same as 'poo tash' . smelly top lip the smell that sticks with you for life but instead of been crusty particles from your ringpiece it is infact the cheesy smeg from your unclean Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger or for women their dirty fish taco!!

Iv just smeg tashed you asshole, haha!!!

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smeg head

A person who's facial appearance is replaced with smegma.

I'll give that smeghead a smegging kick up the ass.

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