when your hamster is in front of you but you can’t curse so you simply say “smitty”. it comes in great handy.
You: “Oh shi-“
Hamster: *looks at you*
You: “Oh Smitty!”
A self-granted nickname. If someone isn’t given a nickname but still wants one, they will start introducing themselves as smitty. In reality, nobody calls them smitty.
Person: Hey man, what’s your name?
Jacob: Hey bro, I’m smitty!
Fresahmna with a fat ass
(schmidt - ee)
Are you hitting that Smitty??
OMG look its Smitty and Kabir
aka josh, smity, shits, shitter or shitty... this man fucks. he has a horse cock the size of a stallion and will steal your girl when you look away. he has silky smooth blond hair and will not hesitate to slide into chicks dms. this kid is jacked and pumped up on cocaine.
Guy 1: Hey Smitty you ready to go on spring break?
Smitty: Yah shit face - lets snort cocaine off hookers asses.