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Performing an enema with milk, then once the milk is excreted, a smoothie is made. The milk is not filtered, so there may be traces of toilet paper, hair, and/or fecal matter in the smoothie.
Yo, I made a butthole smoothie, it tastes like shit.
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A true test of how hot you think a girl is. So if you're fully attracted to her you would be willing to drink an anal smoothie from her butt. I know that last part is redundant but I just liked the way it sounded.
"Did you see that girl on the treadmill!?"
"Yeah, anal smoothie for sure."
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A phrase used to describe the presence of male ejaculate on or around the mouth, commonly as a result of oral sex.
I took that bitch back to my house last night and made her a mango smoothie.
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Chicken Smoothie is a free site you can sign up for that is full of children and teenagers who are mainly female and like to adopt free virtual pets that you can trade and dress up. Children below the age of 12 are COPPAs and cannot post on the forums or send PMs. Even if it is illegal, kids manage to get around the COPPA and make another account under an older age so they can post and make friends. A lot of the members are annoying (especially the ones that hang around the Adoptable oekaki board and the roleplay boards below semi-lit), but there are some that are nice and friendly, too. A majority of the staff are hardworking and interactive, but there are a few that don't really do their job and should be fired.
A sane member: "Some of the members on Chicken Smoothie are pretty chill and cool to talk to."
An insane member: "OMG DAYUM I LURVE CHERKAN SMURVIE AN BVB AND 1D AND DOCTOR WHO AND JUSTIN BIEBER AND SELENA GOMEZ LOL!!!!1 XD SEND ME FREE PETZ IF U AGREE WIT ME!!!!!!!!! OMG PLZ LET ME WIN THIS JBD ITS SO SEXY!!!!!!! I LIED WHEN I SIGNED UP SO I CAN POST ON THE FORMS XD IM RLLY RANDOM AND KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!one"
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A sex act involving 2 liters of semen and a bag of strawberries mixed together in a bathtub.
A vicious beating at a tournament throughout multiple rounds
That kid got a bathtub smoothie 6 rounds in a row.
I took my girl back to my place for a bathtub smoothie.
When a girl with no teeth gives you head
I knew I was in for velvet smoothie when she took her teeth out
When you pee, puke, and shit all at the same time.
"Dude, I was so sick last night, I made a bathroom smoothie."