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1. Having a large amount of cum/lube in ones ass held in by a butt plug
2. When you mean to say Hanging Around but mess up.
Person 1: Well now that you’re all smuggling the hot oil, I think it’s time we took care of some business.
Person 2: Uh, the phrase is hanging around.
Person 1: What did I say?
Person 2: Smuggling the hot oil.
Person 1: WTF does that mean?!
"Smuggling tic tacs" is a euphemism used to describe a lady's visibly erect nipples. It may be cold, she may be horny, or she may genuinely be smuggling tic tacs.
Sometimes you may be in luck, and she may be smuggling a whole handful of tic tacs. This probably means that she has pierced nipples.
Every now and then you may be out of luck, and find that a gentleman is also smuggling tic tacs. Best not to mention it to him though.
Hey babes, whatcha got there? You smuggling tic tacs?
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Hot damn, I could really go for a tic tac right now. I notice that you're smuggling a couple. Mind if I have a taste?
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When the guy is extremely horny and needs to hide his excruciating stiffy from his girlfriend because she is not ready to have intercourse yet.
My girlfriend is a smoking hot betty but she won't put out. I had to smuggle my cuban all of last night.
Any orifice used to conceal illegal goods. Or cock.
Woman are preferred as drug mules because they are born with more smuggle holes.
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It's when you stretch your foreskin around her mouth and have her blow into it, producing a vibrating sensation.
The girlfriend kept mouthing off to me so I gave her the Brazilian smuggle monkey