snails dead or alive attached to place where nail used to be
dang gurl nice finger-snails you got there
When a girl gets all juiced up and slides across something (like your face) leaving a trail of fluid in her wake.
Sarah knew Tom wouldn't just kick her right to the curb after sex if she gave him the 'ol snail slide.
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To kick someone out of a friendly gathering for being a mad clinger. Originally from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Charlie: Hyah!! Hyah!! Get out here snail!! Hyah!! Go snail, go!! Hyah!!
Mac: Oh my god, salt the snail!! Salt the snail!! Go!!
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Etymology: Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert
(n) conventional mail in which a letter or package is physically delivered by a postal service, esp. when the object mailed could have been sent electronically via email/e-mail and arrived at the destination instantly
Paranoid about "hackers" spying on him, my boss insists on sending all correspondence via snail mail, which means I can't use my spam filter to ignore him.
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The nylon lining inside a cheap bathing suit which holds soggy testicles, a shriveled snail dick, and a pound of sand, that no grown man should be wearing to the beach.
Hey Eric, check out the snail net in my new swim trunks I picked up from JC Penny. Look what I caught!
(Noun) Term used to describe an unlucky or unsuccessful individual. Can be used in a range of situations.
"Ryan failed his econ midterm, lost his intramural game while tearing his ACL, and struck out with Steph last night at the party."
"Wow, that dude's a pale snail."
A droopy boob or nipple that sags down
A sweaty boob that leaves a sweat stain under the boob area on a shirt
A snail with tits
“Yo did you see jessica’s nudes ?”
“Yeah she’s got some major snail tits”