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A woman jerks off a man into the end of a snorkel until a substantial amount of semen is stuck there. He then sticks the snorkel into her vagina/anus. He blows into the mouthpiece of the snorkel very hard so the cum gets launched into the vagina/anus.
Me: Me and my bitch did a Seattle Snorkeler last night.
John: Really? How much did you get in there?
Me:It filled nearly half the tube! And I cleaned the it!
John: Jesus, you must be a strong blower
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A piece of gristle found typically in meat sauce or lasagna, especially a dish that you are thoroughly enjoying. Gristle Snorkel appears out of nowhere, and once sighted, has an immediate stomach turning effect. Can cause instant vegetarianism, but that does pass.
This spaghetti is amazing.. Oh no.. Gristle Snorkel has put me off. Caesar salad please waiter.
Sex trick. When one is about to cum you put the girls nose to your dick. You then cum in her nose. After that you plug her nose and moth and have her breath in.
She choked after I made her do the Alabama Snorkel
when you insert the nose into the end of the penis and blow
my wife gave me a Virginia snorkel
Cock Sucker. (in polite company)
Adriana is a huge cork snorkeler in her free time...
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Laying in a tub/pool/jacuzzi etc.. with only the head of your cock poking out of the water while a chick sucks on your balls.
My girlfriend complained that we never do anything exciting anymore, so I filled up the tub and took her Yam Snorkeling.
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To receive oral sex with your pants on (male).
Your boner rises out of your trousers much like a snorkel out of the water
Hey jimmy did you catch the concert last night?
Yes. But I missed the opening act. My girl trouser snorkeled me in the parking lot.
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