When a white man only dates black men
I came home and found out that my roommate was a snowblower I had no clue.
A term for a cocaine dealer. Or someone in distribution of cocaine.
Hey man im looking for a new Snowblower to send some snow
When a man ejaculates into a woman and she sits on his face and queefs.
My girlfriend gave me a snowblower as she rode my face.
A guy standing barefoot in the snow while his girl gives him a blowjob.
Dude it just snowed, gonna get my girl to give me a snowblower!
A sexual act where, at the conclusion of sex, a male ejaculates violently and excessively somewhere in the room, recreating a snowblower blowing snow. The semen is left in place for several weeks until it starts to smell and stinks up the entire room, much like how the entire city of Chicago smells awful.
"I gave Becky the good ol' Chicago Snowblower a few weeks ago and man, does my bedroom smell like shit!"
When your eating cocaine out of your partners ass, and they fart causing a cloud that looks like snow being pushed out of a snowblower.
Dude I was eating nose candy out of Tina’s ass, when she farted giving me a Colombian snowblower
Giving a blow job and blowing snow.
It was snowing and Samantha was horny so she gave me a Colorado snowblow