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soccer

The most popular sport in the world apparently, much the same way that rice is the most widely eaten food in the world, its not that people want to eat rice or play soccer, they just have no other choice.

I would kill for some soccer and rice right now.

by Social Spermicide August 29, 2010

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soccer

the worlds greatest and most played sport. if you were to place a television in front of every person in the world and give them the choice to watch the world cup or the super bowl, every non American would choose the world cup along with numerous Americans. Soccer is the only sport that actually has a world championship. (baseball comes close but it sucks so it cant win)

soccer the WORLD CUP not the fucking super bowl thats only watched for commercials

by somewhere over the mountain 2 January 21, 2009

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Soccer

Something little boys play until they are able to put on pads and play football like a man.

The soccer player met me on the gridiron now he is in the hospital.

by The Great Texasmortarman April 27, 2012

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soccer

The Sport of the sexy.

Cat plays soccer, and dang, shes hot!

by Christina Ottah February 6, 2008

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soccer

a sport that americans will never embrace because it is one of the worst sports ever. though better than american football, it is 1000x worse than lacrosse, because lacrosse is a true american sport, with actual contact. lacrosse is a true man's sport and soccer is not, because soccer does not involve contact, it is boring, and a large number of players, from what i can tell, are homosexuals.

Soccer sucks, play lacrosse like a real man.

That soccer player is gay.

That laxer is hip and owns all the soccer players.

by laxor May 28, 2009

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soccer

A faux sport played by emaciated, effete european boys whom possess no discernable athletic skill.

James: Did you see that pussy britboy saying soccer is the best sport in the world?

Joe : Yeah, how can you even respect that pussy?

by LimeyCocksuckers April 3, 2006

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soccer

1. A sport of grown gay men faking thier injuries

{TAPPED in the back}
Soccer player: AHHHH!!!! SHIT, my lung is in cardiac arrest!

by man with the flow July 21, 2006

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