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simpson university softball

A group of white girls known as the school sluts. Known as "2015 National Champions" but really won a tournament that was a joke.

You fucked a Simpson University Softball girl... Typical.

by NAIAStud February 22, 2016

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Church league softball team

Typically a group of heavy drinkers with marginal athletic ability, who managed to stay sober long enough to organize a team and occasionally a roster. Players wear matching uniforms to make the parking lot drinking location easy for teammates to find. Games are usually held in the evening hours so that pre-game drinking can be carried over after the conclusion of the day’s activities to after-game drinking without the interruption of sleep. All activities are held under the guise of a church function promoting fellowship and comroderie in the local religious community. Note: Not be confused with β€œRinger Church league softball team” whereas the team actually is steroidal athletic and non-religious.

Scott asked me to join the Church league softball team. After checking with my Alcoholics Anonymous partner, I was told on no uncertain terms to become an atheist if I wanted to stay sober.

by Tonydanza2 August 15, 2009

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National kiss a softball player day

A day where you show love to your favorite softball player, with a kiss on the cheek or lips 😏

November 12th

β€œ today is national kiss a softball player day”

by Bon Martin October 25, 2019


national kiss a softball player day

oct. 24, pucker up ladies ;)

Bro october 24 is national kiss a softball player day... go kiss her!!

by yagirlri October 23, 2019


National kiss a softball player day

Where a boy kisses a softball player

Look dude josh is going to the the her on national kiss a softball player day

by Daddyy101 October 23, 2019

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I didn't know I was playing church league softball

A phrase meaning you have received a weak alcoholic drink. Coined by a Josh Fieler in the Lexington, Ky area in early 2011

Here is your bourbon and coke sir.

I'm sorry, I didn't know I was playing church league softball.

by Krynja August 17, 2013


softball court

It is when two crack whores play hacki sack with there placentas and then which ever placenta drops first and dies is the looser

1:hey cinnamon wanna go play hacki sack with me

2:hey Celeste wanna go play softball court with me

by Bigdickhaver69 February 22, 2018