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The coolest things last year that me and my friend loved and made an email address out of and included as the motto to all the chatrooms we would do in Mr. Bentley's class (who just retired, by the way), and she would tell me some stupid lie about liking Kevin Braiden and stuff, and I wouldn't believe her, and then some guy who happened to be extremely tall and is having fights over shoe sizes with a blonde person right now in our class would steal it and read it and believe it and then we's have to spend days telling him it wasn't true, but by that time, the whole school knew. Sombrero dudes are the essence of cool.
Me: Friend, who do you like?
Friend: Well...I like Kevin Braiden.
Me: HA! Yah right!
Tall guy: Haha! I have your chatroom! I'm going to read it!
Friend: No! Let go of it!
Tall guy: YOU like KEVIN BRAIDEN?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW I HAVE TO TELL EVERYBODY!!!!
Friend: NO! IT ISN'T TRUE!
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See 'Jägeer Bomb', substitute Red Bull for Red Bull Lime (Silver Edition) and Jägermeister for Tequila.
Person to server: "Can I get a Silver Sombrero Bomb, please."
Server: "WTF is that?'
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Starting its life in the Austin TX prison system an albino baby with a sombrero is the shape that was formed by years worth of inmates crystalized cum in one specific shower drain. Its alternative use out of the showers was to call another inmate a homosexual since the shape was made out of semen.
Inmate #1 "that man right there he's an albino baby with a sombrero".
Inmate #2 " how's that?"
Inmate #1 " because I saw him sucking off Rodrigo for no commissary".
The capricious nature of life. Seeing both sides. Taking the good with the bad. Moving on.
"I haven't seen your boyfriend around."
"Well you know, sombreros but not all breros."
This act involves a man sticking his penis inside a woman's ass, stealing her cell phone, calling her grandmother (live or deceased is ok, preferably live), and uttering the following: "Aye, Papa...un pollito!"
I gave my sister a Toasty Sombrero at church last night.
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A description for when the roof lining of said bogans commy ( commodore, automobile), or car of choice starts to fall away and sag, to the point of draping over the car driver or other occupants like a wide hat, or sombrero
Yeah mate watch your head as you get in the car, the roof’s sagging and I can’t afford to fix it until dole week. No worries mate, ive always wanted to wear a bogan sombrero
a more humiliating feat than the golden sombrero. 0 for 5 with 5 strikeouts. I don't believe even that bum Jim Edmonds has done it. However, Andrew Jones of the Braves did it the other night.
Many a player has worn the golden sombrero but few have worn the diamond sombrero