When you suddenly and inadvertently shout or scream a cuss word.
Usually its triggered by your mind's sudden recitation of a past embarrassing moment.
A: Bloody hell!! Bloody hell!! Bloody hell!!
fuck fuck fuck fuck fcuK!!!
B: What? did something happen?
A: *pauses* idk...(it's the cussing spasm)
when you get your Parkinson’s ridden girlfriend to jerk off your penis
‘gorrrrr matey! My girl gave me a nice ol’ spasm jerk yesterday! She couldn’t control herself!’
When ones connection to an online game is so bad that they lag all over the place. I hate this problem in gears of war.
"c'mon help I can't kill three guys at once!"
"Sorry man I'm having a lag spasm. I have to stand still for it to stop. I can't stop bouncing every where."
1) An extremely fast, uncontrollable spastic movement of the limbs, moving right down to the eyes.
2) A word invented by a drunken man trying to impress the rest of the people in the bar.
Terry had a microbiolic spasm when his aneurism happened.
A microbiolic spasm is best cured by halting any drinking.
When you yell, cry, and scream at the same time, you're having an emotion spasm
When you’re sucking your own cock and your mom walks in while you cum and you slip a disc.
Sorry I can’t go to the gym tonight I’m laid up for awhile. I forgot to lock my door last night and had a back spasm gasm