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When someone is angering you on MSN, or Facebook, or any other social site, you begin to rage about them in the comments box writing swear words and racist insults, Only to delete your whole text and move on with your life.
Brad: "Hey Mikey, what happened between you and Jerry?"
Mikey: "Nothing, I just called a Jewish Asian who sucks dicks at the dumpster."
Brad: "OMFG you did?!?!?"
Mikey: "Typothetically speaking."
The annoying way couples often speak to each other. Usually in hushed tones, and when they are really close to each other. Often occurs during cuddling.
Oh dear god, all Lance and Margret did last night was cuddle and couple speak.
We were all trying to have fun, but Clara and Mark just sat together and guess what? Yup, couple speak.
An exaggeratedly wordy jargon, frequently spoken in a mono-tone passive voice. Descriptive yet extremely vague, this is used when describing a situation in order to increase the appearance of intelligence or credibility, while cloaking truth in a mountain of syllables.
The police officer used cop-speak to convince the jury that the use of force was justified.
Speaking like the character Spamton G. Spamton from Deltarune might. It is accomplished by replacing certain words or phrases with other words or phrases that are usually related to television or radio, or words related to old technology in general.
" I was feeling gooooood but then Tiffany and her goonies came over and Hyperlink Blocked my ENTRY POINT LOCATED and it was not fun"
"Bro what?"
"Are you getting these readings?! man? I'm trying to be crystal clear with new Haberide glass cleaner but I guess you can't understand me or something huh? Or are you just completely avoid the IRS my problems? I don't even know why I communications are stable you anymore"
"Bruh you built like a TV dawg, how's you blaming me for your janky ass being all klinky klanky in here"
" It's just Spamton speak bro chill out"
"YOU CHILL MOFO"
The art of changing two way discourse into one-way communication; sticking to the party message no matter what the other is saying. The abbreviation for political speak is BS.
When was the last time you saw a politician give a straight answer to a question being asked of them? Political speak is when a politician is interviewed and asked a question and the politician answers with a response that has nothing to do with the question, but rather propounds the party message on their topic of the day. Thus transforming what was a two way discourse into a one way diatribe with very little if any meaningful content.
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Used on websites such as "I can has cheeze burger" and "i has a hot dog", LOL speak is commonly used to caption (or "capshun" in LOL speak) adorable pictures of cute and fuzzy animals.
"I need to capshun this photo so I can send it into a blog"
"Well, don't forget to use LOL speak!"
"I can has cheeze burger?"
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When people spell things wrong and use text speak on msn/facebook etc. Normally lacks most vowels.
Usually needs some kind of 'translation' to read.
Lmao, that was so funny when you took that pill and you fell off your chair
Retard speak = lmao tht ws so fnny whn u tk tht pill n u fell of ur char.
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