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When you cum in your girlfriends pussy after less than a minute and don’t realize
Person: Damn, Jared just gave her the 55 special again
Me: classic Jared Berman
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An alcoholic concoction featuring a fifth of Taaka vodka and 2 sugar-free Red Bulls. First known origins found in Isla Vista.
“Hey Johnny, can I get a rip of that Mahalo Special?”
“Of fucking course dude! TEEHOO MAHALO!”
When you sniff a line of cat followed by a line of ket, which is arranged parallel to the cat, in one fluid movement incorporating a u-turn between the two lines.
Charlie: Rack me up a Gribbin Special, it's been a while.
Tom: No worries brotha, I'll get that set up in no time
when a woman excretes diarrhea onto your penis while you are having sex with her without realizing it.
guy 1: Bro I was having sex with that girl again and she gave me a Radke Special.
guy 2: Oh gross dude!
A person who is chill and well known during the day, normally at school or an activity, but as the sun sets and night comes, no one knows where they go. Everyone wants to party and get drunk with them but it does not work out
Sam: Hey Girl, your so funny in school we should totes hang out later.
Sunrise Special: Yeah we should!
(two hours later)
Sam: (texts Sunrise Special) Wanna hang?
...no response
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Where disabled students are treated like 4 year olds, usually turning them into complete idiots who can't do shit.
Dude 1: I was in special ed in high school for being just a little retarded.
Dude 2: So that's why you say stupid shit all the time.
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A specialized version of the STC (Slovakian Traffic Cone) where a 700ml bottle of Jack Daniels and an entire pack of Benadryl or Diphenhydramine is added to the mixture of piss, shit, boogers, blood, earwax, cum, and other stuff inside the cone.
Some hooker gave me a Dyonisus Special the other day, I'll never be the same.
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