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A kid who doesn't get in trouble for things a normal kid who isn't spoiled would get in trouble for.
(didn't really happen):I snuck out of the house and got in trouble but the friend i snuck out to see also snuck out but my friend I went to see didn't get in trouble my friend never gets in trouble for these things my friend is a spoiled brat.
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
oops thanos dies twice in end game and hulk snaps everyone back i made spoiled beans
Stuff you get from your ex that's too cool to give back.
Stuff your ex left that's cool that you're not going to give back.
Stuff your ex has that's really cool that you have to sacrifice because you don't ever want to talk to them again.
Must not have sentimental value.
"I like your shoes! Where's you get them?"
"Spoils of war. He bought them for me last summer for hikes."
OR
"Totally just found my ex girlfriends raft in my garage. Spoils of war score!"
OR
"I just realized that my ex got my raft and probably lost it! Spoils of war I guess."
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A derogatory term used to insult children.
Child: Hi grandpa, can you take me to the toy store, as you promised.
Grandpa: NO! shut-up you spoiled brat
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Your own manly dairy farm. When you take a swig out of a newly opened carton of milk and replace it by pumping it full of your own man cream. (No Expiration Date Needed)
1. Honey, I think the milk is spoiled again, come check for me.
2. Santa was in for a surprise when Vickie poured a glass of spoiled milk with her freshly baked cookies.
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Petty, spiteful complaining after losing a sporting event.
The spoiled sports pummeled our mascot after we won the big game.
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