Sponge

A nickname for a small, random female person.

Hey Sponge, you are too damn short!

Hayley, your new name is Sponge cause you are small and random.

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sponging

to chat on facebook with your niggys while blogging.

i was sponging the other day and it was some adrenaline pumping multi-tasking action

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sponged

being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink; intoxicated:

were getting sponged tonight

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Word Sponge

A person who is devoted, and addicted, to reading.

Jimi Herndon is a serious "Word Sponge"! He soaked up 72 books in 52 weeks! Amazing!

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Car Sponge

That person in your group of friends who doesn't have a licence and seems never likely to get one. This means either you or your other licenced friends, if going on an outing together have to drive them around ALL the time as they don't have a licence which means they are unable to return the favour and drive you for once.

George: Kyle totally pisses me off, why can't he stop being a car sponge and get a licence
Stu: Yeah tell me about it, the other day I had to drive that car sponge to the bank and I had to wait over an hour for him

little sponge

The opposite of a big shot

KRIS WHY BE THE Little Sponge WHO HATES ITS $4.99 LIFE WHEN YOU CAN BE ABIG SHOT!!!

magic sponge

The quite ordinary sponge used by physiotherapists to treat injured soccer players on the pitch. After applying the damp sponge the player is miraculously healed. This leads many to speculate that the player was only feigning injury in order to gain advantage or a penalty. The sponge is merely a prop to give the impression that some treatment has taken place.

That effing Ronaldo was rolling around in agony as though his leg was broken in five places, then the physio rubs him with the magic sponge and he's fine! There's less diving at my local pool.

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