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A particular dance move in which one lays on their back and opens their legs in a split position to the sky.
Mo dropped into the spread eagle in the middle of his dance performance .
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Needing their purses and bags to take up a whole seat. They actually are taking up 2 and maybe more full seats when men are just taking 1.0001 seats.
Guy: Watch out for those women spreaders you might not get your seat
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Feminists mind: Men should not be able to man spread so i shall start Women Spreading
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(v.) - ejaculating everywhere to cover as much area as possible, like a sprinkler
Kelly: Dammit. Why did you cum all over my face?
Quack: Gotta spread the Gospel.
Jon: LOL
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Generally happens when cats spread out into warm or sunny spots; otherwise happens when cats spread out into the warm spots of recently vacated furniture (stealing your spot as soon as you get up)
I just got up and mr. Fluffles is already cat spreading.
Warm, moist shit. While the historical origin of the definition was to solely refer to the shit found in the gusset of a diaper, modern language arts allows use to reference any feces related activity, i.e., soiling oneself, poor wiping, taking a massive dump, etc.
My new baby blew out some mustard colored diaper spread.
I had a little diaper spread in my undies after a poor wipe job.
I just blew diaper spread all over the back of the bowl and toilet seat.
When a woman bends over and spreads her asscheeks apart with her hands, revealing both asshole and cooter at the same time.
My girl gave me the Pokémon spread last night. It was fucking amazing!
Narcissistic camper type, free loading at a location near you. Often seen filming their stools and getting confused with simple words like caravan or camping.
Hey Ronny, your so Jed the spread you don't even know it