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a squat toilet; a low, ground-level bathroom fixture used for defecation and urination. More common in Eastern cultures, particularly public restrooms. See Wikipedia article for "squat toilet"
Pooping was always an adventure in Taiwan--I had to aim and drop 'em into a squat pot!
An event wherein Person A sits on the toilet directly followed by Person B sitting on their lap, at which point both attempt to void their bowels simeltaneously, generally resulting in a large steaming pile of fresh poo in the lap of Person A.
This ritual may be done on account of a lack of proper dedication facilities, where Person A spreads their legs in a sad but worthy attempt to enable Person B's fecal matter to fly directly into the bowl, but is most often enacted for the sake of sexual pleasure between two degenerates.
Dan:"Hey Kevin, what was the last badge you got in the Boyscouts?"
Kevin: "It was the Roman Squat Badge! My Scout Master said I was his favorite, so I was the only one he allowed to earn it!"
Dan: "Kevin, Your scout master was a pedophile"
.it is a strength training and fitness exercise
its is a full body exercise that trains primarily the muscles of the thighs, hips and buttocks, quadriceps (vastus lateralis, vastus medialis, vastus intermedius and rectus femoris), hamstrings, as well as strengthening the bones, ligaments and insertion of the tendons throughout the lower body.
basiclly all you need is vodka in a 2 liter bottle of coke
a tracksuit with 2 stripes and you're all set to go and become a professional russian squatter.
oh look, slav is doing the russian squat
The Aynor Squat is the original incarnation of the Carolina Squat. One lonely and humid night a redneck wigger from UCLA (that’s Upper Conway-Lower Aynor), South Carolina got drunk on wood alcohol and raised the front suspension of his pickup truck 4 inches while simultaneously lowering the rear suspension by 4 inches, resulting in a steep rearward rake. It caught on with his illiterate friends and has since spread to many other parts of the Carolinas, resulting in the later development of the Carolina Squat.
The Aynor Squat renders a truck completely useless for carrying a payload as well as makes it very dangerous to drive because of reduced visibility over the hood and the headlights pointing at the sky.
The Aynor Squat is usually accompanied by worn, oversized mud tires, and in extreme cases of redneckness may be accompanied by a white LED light bar up top with either green or purple LED under-carriage lighting, although this option is only available in the extreme wigger trim.
The absolute top of the redneck spectrum is when the Aynor Squat is paired with a Dog Bluff red paint job. It is well documented that more trucks with the Aynor Squat are observed on Dog Bluff Road in Horry County, SC than any other road on earth. “Dog Bluff Red” is strictly an after-market color and is only offered by the Krylon and Great Value brands of spray paint, and is only known to be routinely sold at the Aynor Dollar General and the Upper Conway Wal-Mart.
Look at the Aynor Squat on that 2005 Sierra. Can you believe that these morons think that’s cool?
Yes, I can. Don’t forget that we are in the heart of UCLA here. Also, did you notice that it was painted Dog Bluff red?
I sure did. I hope they won’t reproduce. Maybe the wood alcohol sterilized them?
We can only hope.
a pose for a naked G.I. JOE barbie doll. arms out, legs spead, holding a pencil
dude look his G.I. joe is in the squating cobra position!
The mass of feces in the toilet that is not quite solid, nor is it completely loose. Generally created by squatting on the toilet bowl and cutting loose with sounds and substance until completion. When you look into the bowl and see the mass of feces, you have got yourself a Squat Patty.
Frank went into the restroom and after about 45 minutes of sitting on the toilet grunting, was proud of the Squat Patty he left behind.
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A squatted truck is a truck that has a lift kit and the owner decided they weren’t gonna lift up the ass end of the truck or didn't have enough money for the full lift so the front of the truck is pointing up and the rear is pointing down.
Look at that squatted truck over there it’s a real peice of shit
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