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An event wherein Person A sits on the toilet directly followed by Person B sitting on their lap, at which point both attempt to void their bowels simeltaneously, generally resulting in a large steaming pile of fresh poo in the lap of Person A.
This ritual may be done on account of a lack of proper dedication facilities, where Person A spreads their legs in a sad but worthy attempt to enable Person B's fecal matter to fly directly into the bowl, but is most often enacted for the sake of sexual pleasure between two degenerates.
Dan:"Hey Kevin, what was the last badge you got in the Boyscouts?"
Kevin: "It was the Roman Squat Badge! My Scout Master said I was his favorite, so I was the only one he allowed to earn it!"
Dan: "Kevin, Your scout master was a pedophile"
a squat toilet; a low, ground-level bathroom fixture used for defecation and urination. More common in Eastern cultures, particularly public restrooms. See Wikipedia article for "squat toilet"
Pooping was always an adventure in Taiwan--I had to aim and drop 'em into a squat pot!
.it is a strength training and fitness exercise
its is a full body exercise that trains primarily the muscles of the thighs, hips and buttocks, quadriceps (vastus lateralis, vastus medialis, vastus intermedius and rectus femoris), hamstrings, as well as strengthening the bones, ligaments and insertion of the tendons throughout the lower body.
basiclly all you need is vodka in a 2 liter bottle of coke
a tracksuit with 2 stripes and you're all set to go and become a professional russian squatter.
oh look, slav is doing the russian squat
a pose for a naked G.I. JOE barbie doll. arms out, legs spead, holding a pencil
dude look his G.I. joe is in the squating cobra position!
The mass of feces in the toilet that is not quite solid, nor is it completely loose. Generally created by squatting on the toilet bowl and cutting loose with sounds and substance until completion. When you look into the bowl and see the mass of feces, you have got yourself a Squat Patty.
Frank went into the restroom and after about 45 minutes of sitting on the toilet grunting, was proud of the Squat Patty he left behind.
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A squatted truck is a truck that has a lift kit and the owner decided they weren’t gonna lift up the ass end of the truck or didn't have enough money for the full lift so the front of the truck is pointing up and the rear is pointing down.
Look at that squatted truck over there it’s a real peice of shit
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The electric chair.
The last, and best-fitting, chair that a Crip sits in.
I hope they send that punk to the hot squat without any further legal monkeyshines.
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