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Occurs when one feels the need to shit and is unable to find to proper accomodations and turns blue in the face, hence the name "The Blue Squeeze."
John got The Blue Squeeze when he ate chili in his car on his lunch break in an empty parking lot.
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The act of getting a guy off by squeezing his dick fromt he outside of his jeans. Perfect compliment to the 'Slack Squidge'.
Dude #1 - How far did she go last night?
Dude #2 - I just got a little Jean Squeeze.
dude #1 - Not bad.
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A prank involving opening the front of a targets pants, pouring hot water down them, and then grabbing his nuts hard.
Yeah that chav, we gave him a hard squeezing teabag
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Explosive shits. Massive diarrhea rounds that are relentless and unending.
I partied way too hard this weekend. It’s monday and I got the mustard squeeze.
Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.
to jerk off, masturbate
stop squeezing the chicken
Shitting in different colors.... ex: green, pink, blue, etc.
John: Damn I am squeezing a muppet. I don't even know if that looked normal.
Andy: John, you should visit a doctor about that.
When two dudes are engaged in anal drilling and then the catcher smashes a bag of sour patch kids causing him to 'squinch' his anus so tight that it severs the pitchers penis.
Pitcher:You like that twink!!??
Catcher:YES!!!Ram me harder bitch! Ram me harder you filthy cunt! Shove those sour patch kids in my mouth you dirty whore!!! I'm getting ready to give you THE SQUINCHER SQUEEZE!!!
Pitcher: WAIT!!! OOOOOHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MY PEE PEE!!! MY PEE PEE!!! IT'S GONE YOU FUCKING SWISH!!! YOUR ANUS ATE MY FUCKING DICK!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!