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The Squid

It is an erotic sex position commonly used by necrophiliac marine biologists where the man and woman lie on a bed (with a headboard with bars) with the woman positioned on top of the man with both parties facing the ceiling. The woman tightly grasps her legs around the man's buttocks and the couple then grasps the bars of the headboard. From the top view, it should appear as the body of a squid with the arms of the man will correspond to the arms of a squid.
NOTE: Vaginal use recommended to produce a fish-like smell like that of a squid.

Man, Heather and I tried the squid, and wow, it was so erotic I had a craving for seafood as if her love cup wasn't enough.

by Mike Carini January 12, 2009

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Squid

A term origionally used in motorcycle racing for a rider with little talent that only moves quickly in short bursts (ie. between corners) hence the motion of a squid!
These days the term can also be used to describe a Stunta! Although sometimes the term "Squid" is abused by riders themselves with no talent to criticise riders with superior skills to theirs! when monkey cant do! what monkey see! (or doesnt have the balls to do!)

Correct use: All the American superbike riders are squids! They cant even win their own superbike championship!

Incorrect use: Look at that "Squid" riding down the HWY on one wheel at 100mph!

by AussieBoy August 14, 2004

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the squid

a type of dance where the dancers look as if they are made of jelly. squidding is a popular dance to do around the forth of july. the dance is most common among those that have "it."

1. Point feet inward
2. Bend knees
3. Lean over
4. Move your arms back and forth
5. Now you're halfway to having "it"!

Kerry, Alex, Hannah, and Karina were doing the squid at Evans 4th of July extravaganza.

by Declan Devito July 5, 2007

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squidding

To discharge liquid from the anus.

Last night's Mexican dinner was amazing, but I've been squidding all morning.

by murrayw76 April 17, 2009

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Squid

An Insult directed at a person in the presense of authority so as not to get in trouble.

Mrs. Dubose he can't solve the math problem he's a Squid!

by Shawn Fournier December 9, 2008

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squid

"that guy"
Someone who is constantly ripped on.
Someone who gets concussions.

'Stop bein such a squid"

'That's so squid"

by nyjets1210 October 22, 2009

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squid

a dance move created by a derby man its fukin nolan

to flap your arms around another person whilst a dancey track is on as if your squid ing

by martz989 September 29, 2009

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