foody stamps

food stamps, in card (ebt), or paper form. Distributed by the federal government to help out people in need, or basically free food for broke people.

"Wake up! It's the first! We got those foody stamps!!!"

"I'll trade you $50 bucks in foody stamps, for $25 Dollars cash."

"I'm goin to the store, I still got some foody stamps."

Vein Stamping

Repeatedly smacking your girlfriend in the lips with your stiff, rigid, veiny penis.

Rachel sucked me off last night. After nutting her chin, I did a little vein stamping. Her lips are a little sore and chapped today.

Stamped Bat

Another name for a fanny during rag week.

I got down there and it was like a fucking stamped bat.

Stamp of shame

The hand stamp you get upon entering a club that you know you shouldn't be in but you're battered and have decided dancing and drinking more would be an excellent idea.

Aaaarrgh, the horror, just woke up and realised I went to 'that' club last night.....stamp of shame!! Better get scrubbing!

ho-stamp

The tattoo on a female's lower back. Typically, this stamp is some type of cute animal/insect (e.g. butterfly, dolphin), abstract design, or 'tribal' marking.

Yo, B! Check out that bitch's ho-stamp. She'll give it up, fo' sho.

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slug stamping

"The female equivilent (sic) of Tea Bagging" (according to Wikipedia's entry for "Teabagging" as of 19 March 2009); ergo, the act of pressing ("stamping") the vagina against the mouth or on or around the face (including the top of the head) of another person, often in a repeated in-and-out motion as in irrumatio. This practice can leave a pattern of viscous moisture on the recipient's face or head, vaguely reminiscent of a slight trail of slime a slug would leave were it to travel around someone's face/head.
Although this term is acknowledged in Wikipedia, it does not seem to be prevalent on the internet at this time.

Mary spent quality foreplay time slug stamping Pat before fully grinding her 'gina on her lover's mouth.

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Dork Stamp

The act of hitting someone forehead when they have said or done something so stupid it defies logic.

Bob: Hey I was sending you a text but I sent it to myself instead.

Sally: That is worth a Dork Stamp...you retard....

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