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While masturbating in a bathroom the person puts of of their legs up onto the toilet while ejaculating.
Guy 1:Dude i was ganking my junk in my bathroom and at the end i Captain Morgan Stanced that shit.
Guy 2: No fucking way! The Captain Morgan Stance!
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Position assumed while jerking off, where one must their hand on the wall for physical support.
“Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”
A martial arts stance that involves the man grabbing the victim and making them cum so much they can no longer move
Last night I destroyed someone with the Dragon Cum Stance
When beating off on the toilet and you cum hard and fall forward only supporting yourself with one hand and your feet.
I was beating the meat on the toilet and when I came, I went into a 3 point stance.
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when you see the girl of your dreams, you lean forward and flex your arm down all the way (BOOM). this is a common device used for picking up chicks, and it is endorsed by joey the trainer.
"Damn, im not one of those guys who is confident with his abilities." -Jordan
"Just do the power stance (BOOM). Lunge a little and BOOM!" -Joey
"Look at all these chicks i got!" -Jordan
"That's the power of the power stance...BOOM!" -Joey
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to expel excrement from the bowels via the anal canal; move one's bowels .
"I busted a wide stance in the Minnesota airport and things went terribly awry," said Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho).
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When a guy (particularly a black male) stands with his legs parted awkwardly with his shoulders back and a hand rubbing his head uncomfortably. He will have a confused/dazed look on his face.
"I caught mike in a lie and when i tokd him so, he pulled the dumb n*gga stance on me."
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