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Man Standard

To complete a task to a bare-minimum level, with only a token amount of effort...

He cleaned the house but only to Man Standard.

by MatthewKeen May 25, 2009


the montpellier standard

A lowered expectation of male attractiveness causing you to find normally substandard specimens reasonably good looking. Usually applies when in a city with an abnormally low percentage of attractive males. A dangerous phenomenon that can result in poor decision making, such as sleeping with street magicians you meet in Monoprix. Also known as "the Mulhouse standard"

The teller at the bank today was kinda cute

Yeah, but remember, we're judging by the Montpellier standard

by icanhaz March 31, 2010

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Standard Uniform

Outfit containing a straight brim hat and a white tall tee. The straight brim jawn usually still has the sticker intact and the tall tee can also be known as an oversized white. This uniform is usually seen in urban areas, rocked by minorities. Also can contain a large fake chain to really complete the uniform.

"His Braves straight brim jawn compliments his oversized white in that standard uniform"

by GShob20 August 20, 2007

40๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


moral standards

Standards of behavior and association based upon one's moral values.

Do your moral standards allow you to associate with people who have lower moral values?

by Downstrike May 25, 2004

43๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bols' Standard

A standard of quality which if something goes below it, it will literally make you puke.

See Bols

Man, that movie was so bad, it was below even Bols' Standards!

by Public Masturbator October 24, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


gold standard

The gold standard is a monetary system in which a region's common media of exchange are paper notes that are normally freely convertible into pre-set, fixed quantities of gold. Currently there are no governments that use the gold standard however, the United States used to use the gold standard before the Federal Reserve System who is a cartel took over secretly on a island off of the state of Georgia. Ever since the gold standard was taken over in 1913 by the FED, the value of money went down and the cost of living went up. The paper money we use today is called fiat.

The United States can only get out of it's 10 trillion dollar debt by getting rid of the Federal Reserve System and going back to the gold standard where ther is no inflation.

by JDino January 10, 2009

57๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


standard deduction

The traditional Lenten sacrifice of abstinence from non-seafood meat (beef, pork, chicken, lamb, etc.), as opposed to any additional sacrifice like chocolate, beer, video games, or sex.

GF: Are you gonna give up playing Guitar Hero for Lent?
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Free Bird" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!

by resident alian February 19, 2008

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