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Jon "Skeeter" Starcks was a Yankee player and basketball person with a weak spot for the hot elderly from present-around 1980. He led the '76 Detroit Pistons to the Super Bowl alongside Cristiano Ronaldo in the '95 Winter Olympics. In 2002 he led to New York Jets to the Stanley Cup. He also won an award for beating the Super Bowl. He like to volunteer too. His volunteer work was primarily in a nursing home for gingers with crabs in the Gaza Strip trimming punes and butt punes of elderly redheads who were oppressed during the Boston tea bombings and the falling of the London Bridge. Common belief is that he competed in all 672 (and won 500) of the firecrotch pune trimmings during half time at the 71st annual reunion of the Quidditch world championship when he preformed "Back in Black" with the original members of the Jackson 5ive, while simultaneously slurping chicken soup from Nancy Povich's ears. Well he actually did not compete in all the 672 firecrotch pune trimmings. He actually only competed in 600 and volunteered in the remaining 72. Contrary to the rumors, he only won 340 of the 600 he did, not the previously expected 500. More recent speculations reveal that he may have held an undefeated title in all 600 deforestation competitions, but the truth of this speculation is still debated today. Later in his retirement he donated 27 "Grade-B" corks, a can of Tomato-Asshole soup, and 3 worry rocks to the Cork-Hill to Space foundation.
Mmmmm I sure love to tickle John Starks with my punes and slurp cranberry cocktail from his asshole. John Starks always gave me the best snacks and wettest naptimes.... as a child :)
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Billy stark is the emo god of all emos/ scenes/ goths.
Billy stark is also a great boyfriend! <3
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The state in which one has become so fucking high yet can perform acts of ingenuity or use their intuition for some epic ass shit as if they were Tony Stark.
Damn bro, I was so fucking high I just took apart my CPU and welded that shit together with spit and semen to create a small cold fusion reactor. I never have to make coffee again. I feel like Stony Stark.
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The biggest giga chad you'll ever meet bro and is such a ladies man
look at Matthew Stark kinda cute tho
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To be one hundred percent completely naked.
Gordon Ramsay: If that is homemade, I'll fucking dance in this restaurant tonight stark bollock naked.
(adj.) No clothes on at all, not even a wristwatch or jewellry.
I was getting changed in a tent when I saw Matthew's silhouette walk by, about to come in. I shouted out "Don't come in, i'm stark bollock naked", at which point he laughed, but took as lokk anyway, so I mooned him. He seemed strangely turned by 'the goods', and laughed again.
The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.
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The Avengers pairing of Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, and Bruce Banner (Iron man, Captain America, The Hulk)
Amy is a fan of Pepper and Tony being a couple, but I prefer Stark Spangled Banner.
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