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1. When you get so scared that you can't move at all.
2. When you get so scared that you pop a boner. This usually only happens when you are scared by an attractive member of the opposite sex.
A man jumped out from behind the brick wall and pointed a gun at my head. I couldn't run. I was scared stiff!
A hot woman in black leather boots, and with a whip in hand jumped out from behind a brick wall. I was scared stiff!!!
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A term used to describe nipples when they get hard, or 'stiff'.
This is normally caused due to cold weather or if you are turned on.
1: It's so cold.
2: I know, I've got stiff nips.
1: Same!
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A turgid and fully erect penis aching for a feverish wank.
See also Bopping the Bishop.
After an 20 minutes of surfing online porn, Carl found himself with a Stiff Bishop.
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A Stiff Arm Jab To Someone Else's Face. Usually Given Out By The Slack Man
U Want A Stiff Right, Cos Il Send You On.
A New Zealand expression meaning "tough luck"
So yoru car won't start, that's just stiff cheese.
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to curl your tongue into a u-shape making it stiff and then tongue punching someones shithole, atleast reaching 2.5cm into said shit cavity.....not to be confused with a swipe over.
he threw my legs up in the air and stiff tongued me, all i could say was 'OH WOW'
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A hard one
Nouha: oh damn babe you've got a stiff dick!
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