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Some cringe ass shit you will find in all or some TikTok videos
*post vid of getting sturdy random goofy in the comments “story time?”
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When someone asked you to explain events that happened in the past you sit them down, tell them how it all began and just as it is getting interesting say "-and that's the whole story." and pretend as if you have told them everything. It makes fun of TV shows that used this as a way to save episode time instead of repeating everything the viewers just saw.
Pioneered by the Family Guy
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Both of them ran quickly to the school bathroom, the vibrators still going and their cum flows down to their thighs. Unfortunately, one of the teachers who saw everything ran towards them, grabs them by their hands and pulls them to one of the empty classroom. He reached under Olivia's very short crop top and was very happy knowing that they didn't wear their bras and undies. He licked his two fingers and massages Olivia's huge boobs while nibbling her nipple. "AAhh, keep going daddy!" His other hand fingers her throbbing pussy, making her moan for more. He pinned Ashley on the table and licked her pussy, eating her out. "DADDY FUCK MEEEE" said Ashley. He caresses her inner thighs and spread her legs wider, spanks her, then pushes his dick in her pussy roughly, grabbing onto her boobs. As he fucks Ashley, Olivia lets Ashley eat her pussy, making her even wetter. The teacher had almost came, but pulled out of Ashley. He fingers both Olivia and Ashley's pussy from the back in doggy style, and both of them came, letting white cum drop on the floor. They licked all of their own cum, loving how it tastes. Olivia nibbled the teacher's 10-inch cock and deep-throated him, making sure she had licked the whole thing. After a while, she went back to the tip and stuck her tongue inside his hole, making him cum in her mouth.
hope u enjoy the horny story, final part soon :)
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A typical response to a dumb or pointless anecdote among friends.
Dude: So, today I was driving home from work and I noticed a streetlight was out.
Kid: ...Cool story.
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i was at a party with my best friend Anthony. We both had feelings for each other. This is our sex story.
We went upstairs and was on his bed watching youtube videos. His parents weren't home because they were on a cruise ship. I turn off the ipad and i put it to the side, and he looks at me weird and says, "why did you do that?" and i respond with, "you will see." I sit on his lap and start kissing him, i slowly put my tongue in his mouth and i could feel his boner. I take off his shirt, and he takes of mine. My hand makes my way down to his crotch, and i slowly feel his dick. He takes off my bra, and i start kissing his neck, then his chest, then his stomach. i pull out his 8 inch cock and I start sucking it. I spit all over it and he puts his hand on my head and talks dirty. he sits up and takes off my pants and underwear. he stops and just starts looking at me. Then out of no where he pulls me to missionary position, then puts a condom on. i reach down to start feeling my clit, and i could feel the warm cum on me already. He slowly puts it dick inside me and I gasp. he starts going faster as i moan. He moans too. he goes faster and faster, next thing you know it i'm shaking with pleasure. "ugh, you do this so well." he says to me. he goes faster, and faster, and i scream, "UGH I'M CUMMING,GO FASTER ANTHONY, FASTER!"
This continues, for 5 more minutes, then he pulls it out and nuts all over my body. We kiss some more than i fall asleep in his arms naked.
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A story of sexual intercourse, usually resulting in the reader becoming horny.
Here’s my sex story:
We run upstairs to my bedroom, both knowing what to do. We reach the bedroom and jump under the quilt. Whilst there, we take our clothes off and peek under the covers, jeez his cock is huge, I thought. He starts fingering me, rubbing at my clit, getting faster and faster until I moan with pleasure. He stops and goes inside me making me moan even louder. OH GOD HARDER FUCK ME HARDER I scream. He starts thrusting and thrusting, faster, faster OH OH OH I moan while this goes on, he’s moaning quietly too. Then I scream, OH GOD IM CUMMING and he tells me his dick is soaked. I tell him to stop and we roll over, my turn.
I start slowly, gradually faster and faster until we both moan so hard the neighbours hear us. I cum again, thrusting his cock in and out my pussy until I feel a sticky liquid run into me making me stop. Oh god I cummed he tells me I said, I know, your turn.
He goes again, up and down faster faster until I have an orgasm, we’re both shivering with pleasure when he stops.
We eventually get to sleep, soaked and still dripping, gripping eachother, me on his dick him with his finger on my clit, and when we wake up, we do it all over again.
Best sex story ever? You horny now?
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